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he's a quadruple threat because his dick counts for two.

so can i have him under me my tree or what

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guess who gets to see Unstoppable on the big screen because Korea is awesome and has this movie and has my husband's face plastered on buses everywhere


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 haha whoops, i accidentally wrote a fic about how CPine lost his virginity on his grandmother's smelly old couch and for some reason he wanted to wear a suit that reminded him of it so uh anyway.

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it's cute that he thinks he'll be Clooney, really.

Out of utter curiosity, if I was chained up in your attic/study/basement/library/secret lair, and I had to write you one story, what would you request? (demand?) Or alternatively, what's something you always hoped I'd write but know is never going to happen?

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Answers to the Top Five meme!

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STARTING WITH:

( top five ridiculous chris faces )

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Title: Patching Havoc (Studied remix)
Length: 600
Warnings: Angst? Heaps.
Disclaimer: I'm under the irreversible impression that Pine is deeply in love with Sylvia Plath, so there's a lot in here and some of the lines are from her poems. It's a promised remix of blcwriter 's 'Studied', which I linked to in the title.

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